Evan Purcell

A quick note on my Halloween movie marathon: This year, I invited a few friends over to bask in the neon orange glow of a communal Hallo...

This little guy washed up on the shore next to my house. It made me pretty sad.

Transylvania Family Portrait

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So The Asylum doesn't usually do sequels unless it's to one of their shark movies (the Sharknado franchise will outlive us all...

So these mockbuster reviews are aging me horribly. The newest one: Age of Tomorrow . Check out the article now!     (Spoiler: This char...

My brother and me. With birds.

I am Omega. I am an ultra-cheap ripoff of a Will Smith movie. I am full of grainy visuals and awkward silences. I have a dull thud of a...

Age of the Hobbits Clash of the Empires Lord of the Elves Whatever the name, this film is... something. Check out my delightful...

          Out of all the really famous fairy tales out there, Hansel and Gretel is perhaps the most morbid. Little Mermaid (at least in i...

And here it is, ladies and gentlemen... The end of my film festival experience. I'd like to say things ended on a high note, because I d...

          The 4th of July is about a month in the past, and Labor Day is about a month ahead. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we are in the ho...

      First of all, today is my birthday, so I'm in a particularly cheerful mood. Turning 30 does not, as some have said, make you st...

ZIFF continued to offer a bunch of wildly depressing movies. One in particular stood out for having incest, infidelity, attempted suici...

     Earthquakes are the closest thing to a phobia that I have. The idea that your house--what should be your safe space--could crush you...

        Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to my complete film festival experience. For those of you who don't know, I spent nine days wa...

      So The Atlantic Rim doesn't really exist. The Pacific Rim is a real thing. It's part of geography. But the Atlantic Rim... ...

Sleeping Beauty is one of my favorite Disney films. I think it's hands-down the prettiest movie in their vault. I could get lot in the t...

           Alpha House is a low budget frat comedy from The Asylum. It is also reprehensible, a hollow nothing of a movie that smears po...

This Fourth of July, why don't you curl up and watch a really crappy movie? Or at least read about it.

Happy 4th of July, everybody! I am currently in a country that has a completely different independence day, so this isn't a particularly...

Here we are. Another week, another mockbuster . This one is a real doozy. Check out my review. I think you can probably tell that this ong...

Train Wreck Alert.  These mockbusters are both soul-crushing and so, so much fun.