Evan Purcell

Graveyards, spirits, witchcraft, black cats, candy, and haunted houses. Strange things happen on Halloween. All Hallows Eve ...

Thailand, 2014

Golden Girls spoof . With aliens. Pet squids. Surprise explosions. Nuff said.

I am really enjoying the beach life. My new album cover... If I ever do a CD of Irish folk songs. Someone in the distance is ...

  Attention, vampire fans! Here’s a new anthology just for you. Beware, though. It’s a little intense…

Hello, everyone! It's been a long time since I updated this website, and I have some exciting news: I just moved to Zanzibar! I'...

A butterfly flaps its wings in New York , and then there’s a storm in Florida . Or something like that. The Butterfly Effect is o...

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a… horrible space mutant oozing with acid spit and comet juices! I am proud to announce tha...

  Paranormal Activity. The Blair Witch Project. [Rec.] What do these films have in common? I mean, aside from horrible seque...

(upside down house)

  Shiny, red noses. Painted faces. Dead eyes. There’s something wrong with this clown, and no one will believe me! He wants our children...

  They have eight legs; red, segmented eyes; frothy mandibles; and enough poison to take down an elephant. They are spiders, the deadlie...

  There’s something pure and squicky about horror flash fiction. You read one story in a couple minutes, and hopefully it creeps you out...

My horror short " Volcano " is a gnarly little number about a science project gone wrong. It's pretty dark.

They’re coming for you, Barbara! They’re coming for you… Zombies are awesome. They’re walking, talking (er… grunting) little allego...

What Has Two Heads, Ten Eyes, and Terrifying Table Manners? This anthology ! It also has wild anti-heroes, neon green tentacles, ho...

 Re-Animator. Snow White. The Necronomicon. Sleeping Beauty. What do these words have in common? Absolutely nothing… Unt...

Are you ready for some more Lovecraft? I sure hope so, because the Old Ones are  back to scare the crap out of you in this new casebook of...

I’ve finally been accepted into a comedy magazine! It’s been a while since I was featured in Cracked.com, and I was starting to give up ...

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the blog…   It’s been a slow summer (playing around in Russia and all that), but I ...

Thanks to my amazing Russian coworkers, I had a surprise birthday party today!

If anyone is interested in contacting me, feel free to check out my VK account . VK is the Russian rip-off of Facebook. It’s exactly like F...

Last year, I wrote a romantic fantasy called Island on Fire. I was sick of reading about vampires and other pale guys who morph into wolves...

Hey everyone! Big news! My dad has a brand new western mystery coming out through an online publisher called Mysterical-E . It’s a cliffhan...

Everybody has a microwave. It’s an important part of any kitchen, especially if you’re lazy and/or addicted to ramen noodles. But what did ...